Got a haircut. Definitely wasn’t drunk, just in a very blurry room.
This is a picture of an area of space, taken by the Hershel Space Observatory. Think you can see a lot of stars? Technically you can, because each one of those dots of light is an entire galaxy that contains billions of stars. The universe exists on an indescribably large scale, it actually makes me feel quite humble when I consider my place within it.
It’s that time of the year again, it has happened every sunny weekend morning for as long as I can remember, because it wakes me up every time. I’ve never seen this man, so I can only make guesses as to what he may actually be doing but from the sound that’s made I can only presume that he enjoys a good hour long session of standing in his back garden, revving a chainsaw.
|—||Tyrion Lannister - A Song of Ice and Fire.|
I would simultaneously be lazier AND more productive.
Tired at work? Have a nap! Everything will be as it was when you left it.
Drunk at 6am and have to be up for 9am? Who gives a shit!? Shake off the hangover with a 12 hour sleep and it will still be 6am.
Sleep whenever you’re tired and lose no time over it. Go out and get shit done, play xbox, read a book, write a book, get laid (nap and go again!), learn origami or create a work of art.
You’d have so much more time for you.
The internet loves cats. I like kittens, but the grow to be cats, and cats are dicks.
Dogs love you unconditionally. A dog is your best friend. He thinks everything you do is awesome.
Cats only ever come back to your house because it’s convenient. A cat is a grumpy reclusive room-mate who shits in a box.