My Brain Today

She’s the cutest thing ever.

Lol wtf am I doing?

Lol wtf am I doing?

iraffiruse:

The Quokka

This is a picture of an area of space, taken by the Hershel Space Observatory. Think you can see a lot of stars? Technically you can, because each one of those dots of light is an entire galaxy that contains billions of stars. The universe exists on an indescribably large scale, it actually makes me feel quite humble when I consider my place within it.

This is a picture of an area of space, taken by the Hershel Space Observatory. Think you can see a lot of stars? Technically you can, because each one of those dots of light is an entire galaxy that contains billions of stars. The universe exists on an indescribably large scale, it actually makes me feel quite humble when I consider my place within it.

Ah, sunny weekend mornings in Ancoats.

It’s that time of the year again, it has happened every sunny weekend morning for as long as I can remember, because it wakes me up every time. I’ve never seen this man, so I can only make guesses as to what he may actually be doing but from the sound that’s made I can only presume that he enjoys a good hour long session of standing in his back garden, revving a chainsaw.

Never forget what you are. For surely the rest of the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Wear it like armour, and it can never be used to hurt you.
Tyrion Lannister - A Song of Ice and Fire.
If I could have a mundane super power, it would be for time to stop while I’m asleep.

I would simultaneously be lazier AND more productive.
Tired at work? Have a nap! Everything will be as it was when you left it.
Drunk at 6am and have to be up for 9am? Who gives a shit!? Shake off the hangover with a 12 hour sleep and it will still be 6am.
Sleep whenever you’re tired and lose no time over it. Go out and get shit done, play xbox, read a book, write a book, get laid (nap and go again!), learn origami or create a work of art.

You’d have so much more time for you.

Fuck cats.

The internet loves cats. I like kittens, but the grow to be cats, and cats are dicks.

Dogs love you unconditionally. A dog is your best friend. He thinks everything you do is awesome.

Cats only ever come back to your house because it’s convenient. A cat is a grumpy reclusive room-mate who shits in a box.

I need one of these! It will live in my pocket.

I need one of these! It will live in my pocket.